when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating



Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.


"Being in a relationship ends in one of two ways; breaking up or death. When you think about it like that, love really is doomed from the beginning yet we continue to nearly kill ourselves anyway just to taste it."

"Let it go" "Demi Version" Cover

Just playing around with garageband.. a rough version, all first takes


the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy)


i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

"It literally took me 8 yrs to realize that London Tipton was a pun for Paris Hilton. It all makes sense now my childhood is pieced together!"


i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

"I know who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass (via chasingtheorgasticfuture)

(Source: mellowmodesty)